Statements against alcohol. Alcoholism - aphorisms, sayings, quotes

Alcoholism is a disease in which the bottle is taken as the highest achievement of human genius. ( Georgy Alexandrov)

Alcoholism is not a spectator sport. The whole family is involved in it. ( Joyce Rebeta-Burditt)

Alcoholism is the cause of many exciting adventures. ( Roman Voronezh)

ALCOHOLISM is the systematic theft of grace. ( Ravil Aleev)

Alcoholism is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity in a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race. ( Jack London)

Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war. ( William Ewart Gladstone)

Alcoholism begins where fantasy ends. ( Alexander Nikolaevich Makhnev)

The alcoholic is a veteran of oblivion. ( Gennady Malkin)

An alcoholic is any person who drinks more than their doctor. ( "The Barach Principle")

Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity. ( Mikhail Zhvanetsky)

ALCOHOL - sizzling moisture; water werewolf. ( Ravil Aleev)

Alcohol is like salt. You can, of course, without it. But not tasty. ( M-f "Once upon a time there was a dog")

Alcohol is a very reliable remedy when you need to slow down your mind. ( Danilevsky Vasily Yakovlevich)

Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all mankind, although it is used for the sake of joy. ( Ivan Petrovich Pavlov)

Alcohol is a MEDIATOR, RECONCILIATED PERSON WITH REALITY. ( Georgy Millyar)

ALCOHOL. That which usually unites a man and a woman, but separates a husband and wife. ( Konstantin Melikhan)

Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life. ( George Bernard Shaw)

Andrei, the house where I slept, what is the name? Sobering up? ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")

And if Mikhal Sergeyich had not declared war on drunkenness in his time, the people would still drink to his health. ( Stas Yankovsky)

Isn't it too early for a drink?
- What do you mean early? Tomorrow in Europe, and yesterday in China. ( GORDON Ruth)

"Do you want me to learn to drink, and maybe drink?" ( Dmitry Butkevich)

Ah, this is what I love. But only after hours and for a good snack. ( K-f "Moscow does not believe in tears")

Thanks to the phone, you can talk to a friend without offering him a drink. ( Fran Lebowitz)

Fighting drunkenness by restricting access to vodka is the same as fighting diarrhea by restricting access to the toilet. ( Stas Yankovsky)

I still see the bottle, but the glass is gone. ( David Samoilov)

The wine was consumed by the drunkard - and this wine took revenge on the drunkard. ( Leonardo da Vinci)

In wine, longing seeks relief, cowardice - courage, indecision - confidence, sadness - joy, but they find only death. ( Benjamin Johnson)

Cocktail Party: A place where you meet old friends you see for the first time in your life. ( Mac Benoff)

Wine is a symbol of joy and not the fault of wine in the fact that others drown both joy and sorrow in it. ( Ilya Shevelev)

Wine is a wonderful reagent: the whole person is revealed in it: whoever is a beast will become a perfect beast in wine, and whoever is a man will become an angel in wine. ( Vladimir Sergeevich Solovyov)

Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, worst of all, destroys the soul of people and their offspring. ( Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy)

Wine, if it is not drunk in moderation, makes both the imprudent and the wise man equally frivolous. ( Theognis)

Wine is forbidden, but there are four "buts":
It depends on who, with whom, when and in moderation, or drinks wine.
If these four conditions are met
All sane wine is allowed. ( Omar Khayyam)

Wine takes revenge on the drunkard. ( Leonardo da Vinci)

Wine disposes to tenderness and inflames. From the undiluted wine drunk in large quantities, worries flee, disappearing. Then laughter appears on the stage, then the poor man gathers his courage, then sadness, worries and wrinkles on the forehead pass away, then intentions become sincere - which is so rare in our age - wine destroys all artificiality. Here, beauties often captivated the hearts of young people, and love in wine turned out to be fire on fire. ( Publius Ovid Nason)

Wine is the most healthy and hygienic of drinks. ( Louis Pasteur)

Wine bestializes and bestializes a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, dulls him. ( Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky)

Wine communicates to everyone who drinks it four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. ( Abu'l-Faraj)

Whiskey is the most popular of all remedies that do not cure colds. ( Jerry Weil)

Vodka is white, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation. ( Anton Pavlovich Chekhov)

Vodka helps us lead a normal life. After all, those thirty liters of beer a year that we consume is clearly not enough. ( Gennady Kulik, agrarian)

Vodka is the most proven remedy that turns dreams into illusions, and illusions into virtual reality. ( Stas Yankovsky)

Vodka is such a thing ... it seems that you fall asleep satisfied, but you wake up, and something is missing. ( Stas Yankovsky)

Vodka should be drunk only in two cases: when there is a snack and when it is not. ( Leopold Staff)

In intoxication, everyone is a slave of anger and a fugitive of the mind. ( Sophocles)

Only 150 conversations... A pure formality. ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")

The trouble with him is that when he's not drunk, he's sober. ( William Yeats)

Every drunken skipper trusts in providence. But providence sometimes sends ships of drunken skippers to the rocks. ( George Bernard Shaw)

There is no excuse for people that a drunk person becomes worse than the dirtiest cattle. ( Konstantin Georgievich Paustovsky)

Let's have a drink, we'll make psychophysical contact. ( K-f "Womanizer")

Where hops take possession of the soul, all hidden evil comes out. ( Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger))

They say Christ turned water into wine. Modern experiments with vodka give much better results. ( Henryk Jagodzinsky)

The Lord preserves children, fools and drunkards. ( "French proverb")

State grubs unify a person, but state vodka reveals many of his individual traits. ( Stanislav Jerzy Lec)

Yes, by virtue of such a great, terrible, wild necessity, of course, I can drink, but I am not a drinker. ( Alexander Lukashenko)

For some, life begins after forty, for others - after a hundred grams. ( Leonard Drzewiecki)

For Russia, cataclysms measured in TNT equivalent are not so terrible as in ethyl equivalent. ( Stas Yankovsky)

If drinking is harmful, the harm comes not from the use of a bad thing, but from the bad use of a good thing. ( Abraham Lincoln)

There are wines in which there is not even truth. ( Valentin Domil)

One more drink and I'll be under the master. ( Dorothy Parker)

Alcohol complaints? But did the citizens get to know the taste of nectar? ( Stanislav Jerzy Lec)

It's funny how most men take pride in two things that any man can do exactly the same: get drunk and beget sons. ( Gertrude Stein)

Note to you. Something shakes you between alcoholics and women. You decide somehow. Either here or there. ( Vladimir Rushailo)

Both teetotalers and ulcers drink at someone else's expense. ( K-f "Diamond Hand")

A significant part of my life was spent with Russians. First I learned how to cook their dishes, and then I tried vodka, one of the healthiest alcoholic drinks. ( Marlene Dietrich)

The ideal degree of intoxication is when you are already singing, but not yet falling. ( Johnsen Koikoliner)

A person will get rid of drunkenness not when he is deprived of the opportunity to drink, but when he does not drink, even if there is wine in front of him. ( Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy)

Of all the vices, drunkenness is more incompatible with the greatness of the spirit than others. ( Walter Scott)

Sour grapes do not make sweet wine. ( Thomas Fuller)

From thinking about drinking, you can get moonshine if you drive them all the time. ( Valentin Domil)

And when only mine has time, - the hare complained: - today he left the house - he was like a cucumber, five minutes later he returned - already oblique! ( Mikhail Genin)

An interesting product - vodka! You pour it into the stomach, and the eyes fill up, and the brains dissolve. ( Stas Yankovsky)

Everyone should have some bad habits so that there is something to give up if health deteriorates. ( Franklin P. Jones)

Every drunkard certainly strives for philosophizing, but this does not mean at all that the main occupation of drunkards is philosophy. ( Boris Andreev)

How often the angle of fall of some people is measured in degrees drunk. ( Boris Krutier)

If not for drunkenness, then forever
Man would not know slavery! ( Sebastian Brant)

When we were hunting in Africa, we lost our corkscrew and lived on water and food for several days. ( William Claude Fields)

When a person tries to drown his grief in wine, it often ends up drowning the grief in the guilt of the person himself. ( Toyshibekov Baurzhan)

The horses are drunk, the boys are harnessed. ( Film "Wedding in Malinovka")

Red wine is a drink for boys, port wine is for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. ( Samuel Johnson)

The strength of the spirit depends on the strength of the drink the day before. ( Evgeny Kashcheev)

All around war, death, stupidity - and we are drinking here. ( M-f "Masyanya")

Whoever drinks, he has embarked on the path of debauchery. ( D. Chaucer)

Who does not drink with us, he makes us drunk. ( Arkady Davidovich)

Whoever wants to drink will drink. ( Venedikt Erofeev)

Drinkers quickly become professionals. ( Boris Krutier)

Love moves the world, yes, but whiskey spins it twice as fast. ( Compton Mackenzie)

People deprived of the herd mentality drink alone. ( Valentin Domil)

Many idiots and imbeciles are born from parents who indulged in drunkenness. ( Francis Bacon)

Drinking a lot and not being drunk is also characteristic of a mule. ( Aristippus)

You can refuse the first glass, but not the second. ( Ludwig Berne)

My organism transfers vodka only three meters. ( Johnsen Koikoliner)

For some reason, mad cow milk always hits the head. ( Themidius Aquamarinin)

We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health. ( D.K. Jerome)

We are not guinea pigs and it does not suit us to become a pig. With this in mind, let's stop experimenting with infusing any kind of poison into ourselves. ( Georgy Alexandrov)

Vodka is stronger at the bottom of the glass. ( Yuzef Bulatovich)

I need to drink less... K-f "Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath")

It should be noted familiarity. ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")

I should have been in his place...
- Get drunk - you will! ( K-f "Diamond Hand")

On the basis of drunkenness, only the liver grows well. ( Vladimir Semenov)

They started with the fact that they figured out one for three, and ended up with the fact that none of the three did. ( Stas Yankovsky)

Do not be afraid: this is not yet delirium tremens. ( K-f "Twelve chairs")

You can't say that I'm a big drinker. I can go for hours without alcohol. ( Noel Coward)

There is no better way to create idiots than drinking alcohol for a long time. ( Emil Kraepelin)

No, that's not possible. The toaster drinks to the bottom. ( K-f "Autumn Marathon")

No, I don't drink...
- Do I drink? What is there to drink? K-f "Prisoner of the Caucasus")

Immoderate intoxication with oneself often ends in drinking. ( Boris Krutier)

No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. Plato)

Never drink on an empty wallet. ( Leonard Louis Levinson)

Never drink this muck... Get used to it - and your life will not be worth a broken cent. ( Film "The Man from the Boulevard des Capucines")

Nothing can affect the people's love for classical music. As they drank to Chopin and Mendelssohn, so they drink. ( Valentin Domil)

Negro's nose, red from drunkenness. ( Nikita Bogoslovsky)

Well, well, you can have one glass for yourself. ( K-f "Moscow does not believe in tears")

The abundance of drunk wine leads to talkativeness. ( Menander)

Some eat to live, others live to drink. ( Janusz Bialecki)

He stopped drinking more than he drank. ( Arkady Davidovich)

He was drunk, but there was some kind of cunning in this too ... ( Sergey Dovlatov)

Optimist: A person who claims the bottle is half full when in fact it is half empty. ( Leonard Louis Levinson)

Intoxication is voluntary madness. ( Aristotle)

Intoxication with victory sometimes turns into alcoholism. ( Stanislav Jerzy Lec)

Beauty dies from wine, youth is reduced by wine. ( Quintus Horace Flaccus)

Petruha!
- I don't d-drink...
- Right. I, too - I’ll finish it right now - and ... I’ll quit ... Drink! ( Film "White Sun of the Desert")

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys are just better than others. ( William Faulkner)

Against wine, do not show yourself brave, for many have been killed by wine. Sirach)

A drunk man also cannot walk firmly, like a child. But no one wants to compare him with a child. They say it's like a pig. ( V. Shukshin)

Break up?
- Smash.
- Half liter?
- Half liter!
- Shattered?
- Well, of course, to smithereens!
- Yes, I love you! .. ( K-f "Operation" Y "or other adventures of Shurik")

Is Russian chocolate worse than imported? What about beer? I'm not talking about vodka. ( Boris Yeltsin)

Having dispersed longing, it is difficult to stop the fun. ( Valentin Domil)

The biggest feeling of freedom comes from alcohol addiction. ( Valentin Domil)

The most effective way to not abuse alcohol is not to drink it. ( Toyshibekov Baurzhan)

A social debut is when a young girl is first seen drunk. ( Francis Scott Fitzgerald)

Semyonov - will you drink vodka?
- Vodka?! Vodka ... I will. ( K-f "Peculiarities of national hunting")

The world looks completely different through a full bottle than through an empty one. ( Tadeusz Dolenga-Mostovich)

First you demand a drink, then the drink demands a drink, then the drink demands you. ( Sinclair Lewis)

Alcohol also preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard, as it preserves anatomical preparations. Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy)

Among other sins, drunkenness seems to me a particularly rude and vile vice. ( Michel Montaigne)

You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors. ( Francois Rabelais)

Prohibition is thirsty. ( Arkady Davidovich)

Those are more reckless than cattle, who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. ( Diogenes of Sinop)

Only on a hangover head can a strong wind be called fresh, and icy water - scalding. ( Stas Yankovsky)

You drink wine to get drunk, and I drink it to drive away the hops of another wine. Gibran)

Who has howl? who has a moan? who has a fight? who has grief? who has wounds for no reason? who has purple eyes? Those who sit for a long time over wine.
... And you will say: “They beat me, it didn’t hurt me; they pushed me, I didn’t feel it. When I wake up, I will look for the same thing again.” King Solomon - Proverbs)

Ultimatums don't work on alcoholics. ( Jen King)

A good booze is when they don't remember anything, but there is something to remember; bad - when everything is remembered, but there is nothing to remember. ( Arkady Davidovich)

What does it mean - "got drunk"? Potocki objected. - Yes, I drank. Yes, I am somewhat liberated. ( Sergey Dovlatov)

"Is this vodka? - Pardon me, queen, would I allow myself to pour vodka for a lady? This is pure alcohol!" ( K-f "Master and Margarita")

I'm not a mountain ash to insist on cognac. Pour what's left. ( Mikhail Mamchich)

I drink no more than one hundred grams, but after drinking one hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot. ( Emil Krotky)

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In alcohol, you need to know when to stop ... Well, I drank one, drank another, .. well, a liter, well, two ... But why get drunk? ..
Army folklore.

Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky.

A new dress acts on a woman like four shots of vodka on a man.
Yanina Ipohorskaya

Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol.
Norman Frederick Simpson.

Drunk: A person who is heading towards you from several directions at the same time.

Feasts are for pleasure, and wine makes life merry.
Ecclesiastes 10, 19.

It's funny how most men take pride in two things that any man can do exactly the same: get drunk and beget sons.
Gertrude Stein.

Hangover Cure: Squeeze the juice from two bottles of whiskey.
Eddie Condon.

Our relationships with women are great if they are. Women who don't add up, we leave.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky.

A smart man drinks until he feels good, and a fool drinks until he feels bad.
Konstantin Melikhan.

Every drunken skipper trusts in providence. But providence sometimes sends ships of drunken skippers to the rocks.
George Bernard Shaw.

Vodka drinks people to the bottom.
Richard Motas.

A drunk man still cannot convince a sober one, just as a sober person cannot persuade a drunk.
Epictetus.

There are no alcoholics anonymous.

The Lord preserves children, fools and drunkards.
French saying.

If you stop drinking, smoking and eating fatty foods, you will live longer, but you will most likely die alone.

I know how to control myself and before breakfast I will never take anything stronger in my mouth than gin.
William Claude Fields.

Don't drink your last glass - it's what's ruining you.

One glass is just right, two is too much, three is not enough.

The attraction to drink, unlike the attraction to a woman, eventually becomes a chronic condition.
Horatius Safrin.

You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors.
Francois Rabel.

Do not miss an opportunity to do good - if it does not threaten you with great harm. Never miss an opportunity to drink - under any circumstances.
Mark Twain.

One bottle cannot be drunk twice, as Heraclitus rightly noted. But two bottles cannot be drunk twice.
David Samoilov.

I don't trust camels or anyone who can go a whole week without drinking.
Joe Lewis.

Labor is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde.

Man does not live by bread alone. You need something to drink.

The corkscrew feeds the hopes of corked bottles.
Anthony Regulsky.

Moderate sobriety never hurt anyone.
Mark Twain, edited by John Ciardi.

I drink no more than a sponge.
Francois Rabel.

Who has howl? Who has a moan? Who has quarrels? Who is in grief? Who has wounds for no reason? Who has purple eyes? Those who sit for a long time over wine.

Optimist: A person who claims the bottle is half full when in fact it is half empty.
Leonard Louis Levinson.

Never drink on an empty wallet.
Leonard Louis Levinson.

The jokes are over - the stairs begin.
Boleslav Veniava-Dlugoshevsky, leaving the restaurant drunk.

I got more out of the booze than the booze out of me.
Winston Churchill.

Vodka is stronger at the bottom of the glass.
Joseph Bulatovich.

Love moves the world, yes, but whiskey spins it twice as fast.
Compton Mackenzie.

When we were hunting in Africa, we lost our corkscrew and lived on water and food for several days.
William Claude Fields.

Do not look at the world too soberly, otherwise you will get drunk.
Wieslaw Brudzinsky.

Vodka should be drunk only in two cases: when there is a snack and when it is not.
Leopold Staff.

Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life.
George Bernard Shaw.

The drunkard is the true center of the world; everything revolves around him.
Emile Ogier.

The world looks completely different through a full bottle than through an empty one.
Tadeusz Dolenga-Mostowicz.

Some eat to live, others live to drink.
Janusz Byalecki.

Alcoholic: A person who drinks four times a year for three months each time.

I have certainly seen more men who were ruined by the desire to have a wife and children and keep them comfortable than men who were ruined by drunkenness and whores.
William Yeats

Thanks to the phone, you can talk to a friend without offering him a drink.
Fran Lebowitz.

Drink less, but more often.
Ginryary.

Alcoholism is not a spectator sport. The whole family is involved in it.
Joyce Rebeta-Burditt.

You are not really drunk yet if you can lie without holding on to the floor.
Dean Martin.

There are alcoholics who managed to drink up to the stage of training white mice.
Urshula Zybura.

You can't say that I'm a big drinker. I can go for hours without alcohol.
Noel Coward.

People will wean themselves from vodka as soon as they get an equally harmful drug for the same price.

An alcoholic is any person who drinks more than their doctor.
"The Barach Principle."

I drink to make other people more interesting.
George Jean Nathan.

Cocktail Party: A gathering where people mix cocktails and cocktails make people mix.

If drinking interferes with your work, quit your job.

The trouble with him is that when he's not drunk, he's sober.
William Yeats.

An alcoholic is a person who is ruined by drinking and not drinking.

One more drink and I'll be under the master.
Dorothy Parker.

I was in love with a blonde woman, and she addicted me to alcohol. And I never thanked her.
William Claude Fields.

And you say: “They beat me, it didn’t hurt me; pushed me, I did not feel. When I wake up, I will look for the same again.
King Solomon - Proverbs, 23, 29-30; 23, 35.

Cocktail Party: A place to meet people who drink so much you can't remember their names.
Cosmo Sardo.

I drink no more than a hundred grams, but after drinking a hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot.
Emil Krotky.

Vodka destroys the people, but it will not do anything to one person.
Julian Tuwim, with reference to a Warsaw cab driver.

To get drunk to disgrace, I now have one glass. I just can't remember, thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns.

And drinkers live up to 120 years. But is this life?
Danil Rudy.

You can refuse the first glass, but not the second.
Ludwig Berne.

Better dry law than no booze at all.
Will Rogers.

Wine is the most healthy and hygienic of drinks.
Louis Pasteur.

Cocktail Party: A place where you meet old friends you see for the first time in your life.
Mac Benoff.

Alcohol complaints? But did the citizens get to know the taste of nectar.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec.

First you demand a drink, then the drink demands a drink, then the drink demands you.
Sinclair Lewis.

Whiskey is the most popular of all remedies that do not cure colds.
Jerry Weil.

Finding a corkscrew on the lawn is much more luck than finding a four-pointed clover leaf. But how many have succeeded?

I'd love to invite you in for a drink, but I'm afraid you'll agree.
From the American film "Woman at the Seaside."

I hate those who remember what happened at the feast.
Lucian of Samosata.

State grubs unify a person, but state vodka reveals many of his individual traits.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec.

For some, life begins after forty, for others - after a hundred grams.
Leonard Drzewiecki.

When parents drink, children clink glasses.
The slogan of the French Anti-Alcohol League.

Perhaps the cheapest way to cure a man of drinking is to give him a car.
Ryszard Podlevsky.

Everyone should have some bad habits so that there is something to give up if health deteriorates.
Franklin P. Jones.

You never know you've had an extra drink until you've drunk it.
George Courteline.

They say Christ turned water into wine. Modern experiments with vodka give much better results.
Henryk Jagodzinsky.

I drink to forget that I drink.
Joe Lewis.

Red wine is a drink for boys, port wine is for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Samuel Johnson.

You should drink only in two cases: when you need to quench your thirst and when you need to prevent thirst.
Thomas Love Peacock.

She only liked non-drinkers, and only drunk people liked her.
Konstantin Melikhan.

Nothing is given to us so cheaply and is not valued so dearly as an oath: "I'm done!"
I. Doronin.

When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.
When I drink, I am much more sociable.

Yellow wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. To hell with logic!

Will you have dry wine?
- pour...

Rules of the Poytsov Club.

First: Never mention the Poyce Club.
Second: don't mention Poytsov's club anywhere.
Third: a member of the club shouted "stop", ran out of steam, passed out - the drinking party is over.
Fourth: only two people participate in the drinking party.
Fifth: booties go one after another.
Sixth: take off shoes, shirts, leave valuables outside the club.
Seventh: Bukhalovo continues as long as necessary.
Eighth and last: the one who first came to the club will be mortally smashed.

Dear, I'm sorry I offended you yesterday. Will two beers make amends for me?
— A box of vodka!
- Oh, look how vulnerable!

Of course, he was not an eagle, but he flew quickly for beer.

Still, the girls are mysterious creatures - sometimes they can’t open a jar of tomatoes, then after three glasses they open the beer with their eyes.

The more you know, the stronger you drink.

A can of beer decomposes for 100 years, but the car body rots in 1-2 years!

Just 26 liters of beer is enough for an adult to cover the daily need for calcium.
Healthy eating is easy!

Do you want to know what I think of you?
Buy me a liter of vodka... Sit back comfortably... And listen...

The title of "Psychologist of the Year" was once again won by vodka.

Every day I buy vodka. Am I a shopaholic?

— Excuse me, is there rum or whiskey in this cocktail?
— No, what are you, this is a non-alcoholic party.
“Tell me, where is the exit?”

A good interlocutor not only listens attentively, but also pours on time.

I won’t allow a hangover - I won’t get sober!

- I'm Victor, and I'm an alcoholic, I drink vodka.
- I'm Anatoly, and I'm an alcoholic, I drink whiskey.
- I'm Sergey, and I'm an alcoholic, I drink tequila.
— I'm Roman and I'm a bartender. Accepted orders.

Whiskey-Cola is for wimps, you're Russian.
Only vodka-vodka, only hardcore.

Vodka "Avatar" - learn to control the blue body.

Do you have anything to drink?
- Tea coffee…
- Fu, bad, bad, bad friend!

- Shall we have a drink?
The most sober thought of the whole day.

According to doctors, 100 grams of vodka kills 100,000 brain cells, and there are 4 billion in total. Through simple calculations, I realized that I have minus 4 brains.

The logic teacher went crazy when he couldn't wipe dry wine with a damp cloth.

Alcohol does not help you find the answer, it helps you forget the question.

Said NO! Alcohol ... It turned out that cognac does not hear ...

Alcohol kills nerve cells. Only the calm remain.

Alcohol is for the weak. The strong enjoy depression.

The main inexhaustible resources of our country are sadness and longing and alcohol.

Zero mood? Hello hard alcohol.

Three reasons for alcohol abuse: everything is good, everything is bad, there is nothing to do.

On New Year's Eve, a person is 80% alcohol, the remaining 20% ​​Olivier.

- And who was the initiator of your relationship?
- Alcohol..

Scottish proverb: "Send a fool for scotch tape, he will bring duct tape."

- Scalpel, clamp, alcohol, scalpel, clamp, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol for everyone ... remember.

“... And now we will pass this big wall, and you will see an area where everyone has stopped drinking and smoking.” We revived. They rushed to the windows of the bus. The wall ended, and we saw a huge city cemetery.

Russian business is to steal a cistern of alcohol, sell it, and drink the money.

Joints ache - to rain ... teeth ache - to the dentist ... friends whine - to booze!

In Sparta, lazy and alcoholic children were thrown into Russia.

If ants lift 10 times their weight... then 50 grams of ants can be sent for a bottle of vodka!

Are you a satanist?
- I'm a glass drinker.

It’s too late to drink Borjomi when you have already bought cognac.

The biggest mistake in life is to take one bottle of whiskey and think that enough is enough.

After a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into a leak of information.

When she's drunk, she's hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to stuff into a cab.

A bottle of vodka that fell from a tower crane did not break ... but fell into the hand of a very out of breath crane operator.

And what are we going to do in this situation?
- We buy cognac, then we improvise.

How good it would be to have a heart of stone, a rubbery nervous system, and whiskey instead of blood.

If you go for the smell of alcohol, sooner or later you will meet me.

I woke up from the cold and smiled, thinking: “It was she who pulled the blanket over as usual.” And then I realized that I was sleeping drunk in the stairwell

- Are you with friends for a long time?
- No. Quickly get drunk and back.

Drunk Natasha had almost calmed down and stopped singing songs in the cabin, but then a flight attendant named Zhanna approached her.

Well, the laws have gone - now you can’t buy courage, bravery and indifference in the store after 23 hours.

According to doctors, fifty grams of cognac at dinner is not only healthy, but also not enough.

Love and be loved.
Drink and be drunk.

The Americans came up with Skype, but the Russians have gone further ... they drink on Skype.

I am treated with beer, honey and cinnamon
This is a good method
But there is no honey, cinnamon too
Therefore, already drunk.

“And where will you be from?”
- Yes, from anywhere - even from glasses, even from glasses. You, most importantly, pour!

I am very ashamed, I want to apologize to you ...
- Yes, you went.
- ... and a liter of whiskey.
- Come I will give you a hug.

A normal handbag should hold at least two and a half.

Remember, first take pictures, and then drink!

Yevgeny Sidorenko opened a bottle of beer with the corner of his diploma, and this is the first case in 11 years when a higher education diploma has helped a person.

A teetotaler is a weak person who succumbs to the temptation to deny himself pleasure.
(A. Bire)

— Buy! Buy! Buy! Oh please!!!
"Sergey Petrovich, I told you, I'll pass the exam myself!"
- Well, at least give me cognac!

No, of course, I could not drink on Fridays, but one must somehow separate one week from another.

A trucker who regularly transports vodka differs from his colleagues with iron nerves and very sad eyes.

- Mom, take me to my birthday at McDonald's.
- You're 25, go to a club, get drunk.
- I can't drink anymore, I'm tired, mom!

If I open a pint and a half of beer, I immediately throw away the cap.
It's called "burning bridges".

And today I will drink everything that begins with the letter S.
Champagne, chamogon, spirt and shonalut!

What is the difference between alcohol and whiskey?
- You can drink alcohol.
- What about whiskey?
- We need whiskey.

Irish Wisdom

Free advice to Jehovah's Witnesses: go from apartment to apartment right in the morning and with mineral water for sale. People will give money and believe in God.

Only in Russia, in addition to acquaintances, friends and buddies, there is also such a type of dating as “thumping together”.

And then we grind with beer and go to bed.
Are you sure this is how the wedding should go?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a whole day. Teach a man to fish - alcoholism, lost weekends, divorce.

To avoid being bitten by mosquitoes, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, a salt shaker and do not go outside.

How nice it is when you wake up after drinking and see - everything is destroyed, looted ... a mountain of unwashed dishes ... but the house is not yours.

Growing up is when at the entrance to the supermarket you look not at ice creams, chocolates and soda, but at whiskey, cognac, beer and gin.

- What a lovely girl! How old are you?
- One hundred grams of tequila, please.

I always thought that a glass on the package means that the purchase should be washed.

He told her: “Enough is enough! You got me! I'm leaving you!". I'm leaving. I hear a shot. Shot?! I'm coming back. Champagne opened...

A person who does not know how to manage his life, after a bottle of vodka already knows how to manage the country.

And after all with whom only you will not be led to be typed!

Frank, do you run in the morning?
- No.
- And why, because it is very useful?!
- Maybe, but I have ice falling out of my whiskey.

(from an interview with Frank Sinatra)

I want to drink and beat my loved ones.
Maybe love and be loved?
- What about drinking?

Only our man can drink money with the one from whom he borrowed it.

The terrorists who seized the distillery have been unable to formulate their demands for the fifth day.

Why do they write on VKontakte on the left which of their friends will celebrate their birthday tomorrow, and where and at what time they don’t write to drink?

I am neither an optimist nor a pessimist. I'm an alcoholic. In my case, the glass is half whiskey, half cola.

How do you imagine the perfect date?
Me and a bottle of whiskey.

How to go to bed early to get enough sleep:

1. Get drunk at 11 p.m.
2. Sleep like the dead at 12
3. Wake up with the first dry morning at 6 am, or even earlier.
4. I don't want to sleep anymore

Family status:
I like to drink alone with sad music.

This is from fatigue, this is from nervous tension, and this is from depression.
- Thank you Doctor. Do you have anything but whiskey?

In the name of Lucifer, Beelzebub and the six princes of darkness!
- Man, I'm telling you for the last time that alcohol is prohibited for sale after 23.00.

“I don’t understand how you can drink every day.
“Then there’s no point in talking about things you don’t understand a damn thing about!”

I never understood how cats drink milk until I broke a bottle of Jack Daniels in the kitchen last night.

Moonshine boasted that it had passed fire, water and copper pipes.

So, son, so, one step, one more step ... Well done! Masha! Bring the camera quickly, my son is back from graduation!

Give me whiskey and I'll show you how philosophy is born.

If on Monday morning you did not wake up, but resurrected, then the weekend was a success.

They dropped the whiskey on the floor - they tore off Katya's hands ...

- Why don't you shave?
- I don’t have a girl for whom I would like to shave ...
- And for yourself?
And I buy beer for myself.

Grandmother realized that the compote had fermented when grandfather approached her and asked: “Beauty, are you in a relationship?”

If you do not drink for a long time, hatred for all living things accumulates in the body. It is necessary to thump.

What makes you drink every day?
- Nothing forces, I'm a volunteer.

I'm not perfect, but neither are you.

— Bartender, two tequilas!
- No tequila. There is baked milk, as you like.
- What?
Your grandmother called me.

When you drink in a company, there always comes a period when everyone becomes politicians, psychologists, wise centenarians.

Opening a Coke, I smell whiskey on the machine.

Whiskey. If you read this word with the stress on the first syllable, you are an alcoholic.

I like sports! Lifting-flipping a glass, leaving the table, orienteering.

– Girl, what are your favorite flowers?
- Whiskey and Tequila.

The fastest way to open bright prospects is with a corkscrew.

— Do you have vodka?
- Are you 18?
- Do you have a license?
- Well, okay, okay, what got wound up right away ...

With every person in life there will be a story of drunkenness, on which it will be possible to write a book.

It seems to me that my fumes can disperse the armed conflict in Syria or just kill people.

Vodka is an amazing drink: the taste is always the same, but the adventures are always different!!!

The head of the apiary could never determine by his face whether his employees were drinking or working.

The more alcohol in your blood, the slower you will decompose in the coffin. Remember this, remember and act.

Who is drunk and loved
Invincible.

If you can’t drink beer in your underpants at your workplace, then somewhere in your life you turned the wrong way.

He left big sport for a long binge, but even there he continued to break records out of habit.

Germany hosted a beer festival. Tambov resident Oleg Ivanovich, who watched the festival on TV, drank the most beer.

Do you drink?
If it's a question, then no, but if it's a suggestion, then yes!

- How often do you drink alcohol?
- More than once a week.
- And more specifically?
- Seven.

What happens if you drink a lot of vodka?
- It will be the day after tomorrow ...

Everyone goes to the gym to look good in the summer. And I'm preparing the liver for the summer.

Alcohol increases sex drive. Sometimes you drink, lie on the floor - and how it will carry you away that you don’t feel like getting up until the morning.

Good people end up in a bar when they die.

It's so funny when men say:
- You drink, and you will not be shy.
I beg you! If I drink now, you will be shy!

When you glue wallpaper, the main thing is that there are no bubbles.
And then we somehow took two bubbles ...

Friday! Evening! Time to shift the load from the brain to the liver!

Alcohol is the tears of a man. When a woman feels bad, she cries, when a man feels bad, he drinks. And nothing else. By no means the other way around. A sobbing man is worse than a drinking woman...

The accident happened at the beer festival - the wife visited the garage.

Garry Kasparov spent two days drinking with a calculator after the match against the computer.

Alcohol can be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

Beer is an amazing thing! It always gives you pleasure: both when it enters you and when it leaves.

One gram of alcohol adds 9 kcal. It turns out that vodka can dine. And, by the way, it is now clear why after a large amount of vodka one often feels sick. It's probably from overeating.

Andryukha bitten by a vampire
And three hours later a vampire
Sitting on a bench with men
Thinking for three.

- What does it matter to you - what is vodka, what is candy? Can't distinguish?
Why can't we? Can! Sweets are sweet and vodka is delicious!

There is nothing impossible in this world, the main thing is not to have a snack ....

Only in our country the phrase “improve your health” means to get drunk even more than yesterday ...

If a glass breaks - fortunately, if happiness breaks - to a glass.

If you are in a bad mood, you need to sip vodka, sip beer and add cognac.
And then for sure ... Suddenly the clouds will dance ... And the grasshopper will sing on the violin ...

Still waiting for the day when I can download alcohol from torrents.

Adult life is cool! You can walk all summer, drink and have fun as much as you like ... on the way to your two jobs.

Do you really love me?
- No, I drink with you. Everything that happens after I get drunk has nothing to do with me at all.

Was drunk, decided not to go home by car.
Decided to take the bus.
Arrived safe and sound.
This is surprising because I have never driven a bus.

I really want to drink at the wedding, please marry someone.

I left in English.
- You threw up on the carpet, pushed the guests aside and wished everyone to burn in hell.
“You will never understand the manners of a gentleman, plebeians.

I quarreled with my husband. I'm sitting in the kitchen. It's a shame. I don't want to see him. He enters, puts three bottles of champagne on the table with the words: “We will drink until we like each other”

The other day a girl says to me:
- From tomorrow you WILL NOT thump anymore!
And I look at her and happily think:
- So much time together, and how much optimism there is in her ...

My talent is to thump! And talent, as you know, you can’t drink away.

The most common summer sports are: literball, figure staggering, synchronized sushi.

"Drinker" is like an insult.
We are all masters at this for a long time.

Would you like dry wine?
-Fill it up!

I'm sitting here drinking tea with jam.
Tasty, of course, but not a martini, not a martini ...

Do you drink beer?
- Only on holidays.
- When are your holidays?
- When there is beer!

Actually, women drink little, because all the men are beautiful.

- Nastya, I have a bottle of whiskey behind my back! If you guess in which hand - we'll drink it, if you don't guess - we'll break it.
- In the left?
- Think, Nastya, think!

For the last week I have been trying to get out of the binge, but so far I can only get out for booze.

Drinking lessons:
1. MATHEMATICS - chipped in;
2. PHYSICAL EDUCATION - decided who runs to the store;
3. CHEMISTRY - savor it;
4. MUSIC - sing;
5. GEOGRAPHY - trying to get home;
7. FOREIGN LANGUAGE - we explain at home that we drank quite a bit.

Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- I'm drunk. I mixed you beer with vodka.
- Finally!

Never refer to the fact that you were drunk. When a person is drunk, he does and says what he always wanted to do, but would never do if he were sober.

We go to a large hypermarket after 23:00 at night. We drink any whiskey we like. We pass with an empty bottle to the cashier and say:
- Sorry, I could not resist, but I'm ready to pay!
We hear the answer:
- We can't get through this purchase, because under federal law, after 11 p.m., the sale of alcohol is prohibited.
You apologize and go home without paying anything.
PROBLEMS?

The hostess abandoned the bunny ...
The bunny became single again.
Bab brings, drinks beer ....
Lives great!

Tossed a coin into the liquor department to get back.

Not an alcoholic, but a fearless traveler on the emotional spectrum through chemical portals in glass jars.

- Ivan, after half a liter can you work?
- I can.
- And after a liter?
- I can.
- And after two?
“I can’t work, but I will lead!”

I'm leaving the road is not easy,
To an area where you'd better not be...
Where eternal truth sleeps peace ..
In short: I went to drink!

From workaholic to alcoholic - five days.

I've fallen in love with something sweet...
And addicted to strong.

And why do girls seem more beautiful under a degree?
- The organism thinks that it has been poisoned, and is trying to urgently continue its kind.

Russian business is to steal a cistern of alcohol, sell it, and drink the money.

Alcoholics Anonymous Club:
- Hello, my name is Stas... I'm an alcoholic...
- I'm Roma... And I'm an alcoholic.
- My name is Zhenia. I'm an alcoholic.
- Nu that, for familiarity?!

Weather forecast for the evening: overcast with a high chance of whiskey.

Said I'd get drunk and got drunk. I love setting goals and achieving them.

Tell me who your friend is and let's go drink beer together.

I have already forgotten when I bought something other than alcohol, so I just call the money coupons for booze.

Tariff plan "Bukhariki".
A new service - "Beacon" - will show where they thump without you.

The most offensive thing is when you talk about feelings, and you are accused of alcoholism.

I have an interesting long-term hobby, but my girlfriend demands that I code from it.

When I was going fishing with my homies, she begged me not to go, almost rolled at her feet and kept getting tired and tired. She. My only one Darling. Unique. Liver.

TEQUILA: Licked - Drank - Bit;
MARTINI: Ordered - Drank - Agreed;
CHEAP COGNAC: Opened - Closed - Threw away;
YOUNG MOLDOVAN WINE: I drank - I jumped - I ran - I did not have time;
EXPENSIVE FRENCH WINE: I bought it - I put it - I look;
VODKA: Drank - Wanted - Seduced - Disgraced - Fell asleep;
TURKISH VODKA: Brought - Opened - Tried - Closed - Gave;
SOVIET CHAMPAGNE: Bought - Drank - Crying - Laughing - Sleeping - I'm taking it home;
BEER: I drank - I went - I drank - I went - I drank - I drank - I fell asleep - I woke up - I went.

Alcoholism- a disease in which the bottle is taken as the highest achievement of human genius. (Georgy Alexandrov)

Alcoholism- not a sport for spectators. The whole family is involved in it. (Joyce Rebeta-Burditt)

ALCOHOLISM- systematic theft of grace. (Ravil Aleev)

Alcoholism- this is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity with a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race. (Jack London)

Alcoholism does more devastation than the three scourges of history put together: famine, plague, and war. (William Ewart Gladstone)

Alcoholism begins where fantasy ends. (Alexander Nikolaevich Makhnev)

Alcoholic- a veteran of oblivion. (Gennady Malkin)

ALCOHOL- sizzling moisture; water werewolf. (Ravil Aleev)

Alcohol- quite a reliable tool when you want to reduce the mind. (Danilevsky Vasily Yakovlevich)

Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all mankind, although it is used for the sake of joy. (Ivan Petrovich Pavlov)

Alcohol- MEDIATOR, RECONCILIATED HUMAN WITH REALITY. (Georgy Millyar)

ALCOHOL- That which usually unites a man and a woman, but separates a husband and wife. (Konstantin Melikhan)

I still see the bottle, but the glass is gone. (David Samoilov)

The wine was consumed by the drunkard - and this wine took revenge on the drunkard. (Leonardo da Vinci)

In wine, longing seeks relief, cowardice - courage, indecision - confidence, sadness - joy, but they find only death. (Benjamin Johnson)

Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, worst of all, destroys the soul of people and their offspring. (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)

Wine takes revenge on the drunk. (Leonardo da Vinci)

Wine savage and brutalizes a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, blunts him. (Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky)

Wine informs everyone who drinks it of the four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. (Abu-l-Faraj)

White vodka, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation. (Anton Pavlovich Chekhov)

Vodka- this is the most proven tool that turns dreams into illusions, and illusions into virtual reality. (Stas Yankovsky)

IN intoxicated everyone is a slave of anger and a fugitive of the mind. (Sophocles)

In that drunk person becomes worse than the filthiest cattle, there is no excuse for people. (Konstantin Georgievich Paustovsky)

Where hops take possession of the soul, all hidden evil comes out. (Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger))

The Lord preserves children, fools and drunkards. ("French proverb")

For Russia, cataclysms measured in TNT equivalent are not so terrible as in ethyl equivalent. (Stas Yankovsky)

A person will get rid of drunkenness not when he is deprived of the opportunity to drink, but when he does not drink, even if there is wine in front of him. (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)

Of all the vices, drunkenness is more incompatible with the greatness of the spirit than others. (Walter Scott)

And when only mine has time, - the hare complained: - today he left the house - he was like a cucumber, five minutes later he returned - already oblique! (Mikhail Genin)

Interesting product - vodka! You pour it into the stomach, and the eyes fill up, and the brains dissolve. (Stas Yankovsky)

Every drunkard certainly strives for philosophizing, but this does not mean at all that the main occupation of drunkards is philosophy. (Boris Andreev)

If not for drunkenness, then forever
Man would not know slavery! (Sebastian Brant)

When a person tries to drown his grief in wine, it often ends up drowning the grief in the guilt of the person himself. (Toyshibekov Baurzhan)

Whoever drinks, he has embarked on the path of debauchery. (D. Chaucer)

Whoever wants to drink will drink. (Venedict Erofeev)

Drinkers quickly become professionals. (Boris Krutier)

Many idiots and imbeciles are born from parents who indulged in drunkenness. (Francis Bacon)

Drinking a lot and not being drunk is also characteristic of a mule. (Aristippus)

You can refuse the first glass, but not the second. (Ludwig Berne)

We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health. (D.K. Jerome)

We are not guinea pigs and it does not suit us to become a pig. With this in mind, let's stop experimenting with infusing any kind of poison into ourselves. (Georgy Alexandrov)

On the basis of drunkenness, only the liver grows well. (Vladimir Semenov)

They started with the fact that they figured out one for three, and ended up with the fact that none of the three did. (Stas Yankovsky)

There is no better way to create idiots than drinking alcohol. (Emil Kraepelin)

No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. (Plato)

Never drink this muck... Get used to it - and your life will not be worth a broken cent. (K-f "The Man from the Capuchin Boulevard")

The abundance of drunk wine leads to talkativeness. (Menander)

Some eat to live, others live to drink. (Janusz Bialecki)

Intoxication- voluntary madness. (Aristotle)

Intoxication victory sometimes turns into alcoholism. (Stanislav Jerzy Lec)

From guilt beauty perishes, youth is reduced by wine. (Quint Horace Flaccus)

Against guilt do not show yourself brave, for many have been ruined by wine. (Sirach)

A drunk man also cannot walk firmly, like a child. But no one wants to compare him with a child. They say it's like a pig. (V. Shukshin)

The biggest feeling of freedom comes from alcohol addiction. (Valentin Domil)

The most effective way to not abuse alcohol is not to drink it. (Toyshibekov Baurzhan)

Alcohol also preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard, as it preserves anatomical preparations. (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)

Those are more reckless than cattle, who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. (Diogenes of Sinop)

Who has howl? who has a moan? who has a fight? who has grief? who has wounds for no reason? who has purple eyes? Those who sit for a long time over wine.
... And you will say: "They beat me, it did not hurt me; they pushed me, I did not feel it. When I wake up, I will again look for the same thing." (King Solomon - Proverbs)

Ultimatums don't work. alcoholics. (Jen King)

I drink no more than one hundred grams, but after drinking one hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot. (Emil Krotky)

A person who lives totally will not drink alcohol or use any other kind of drug. Alcohol is needed by unhappy, preoccupied people, people who want to somehow forget their problems, worries - at least for a few hours. OSHO

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Beauty dies from wine, youth is reduced by wine.
Quintus Horace Flaccus
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At first, from the wine blush, but then - pale. Saadi
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Drinking wine is just as harmful as taking poison.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca(Jr)
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A little wine is a medicine, a lot is a deadly poison.
Avicenna [Abu Ali Hussain ibn Abdallah ibn Sina]
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People are afraid of cholera, but wine is much more dangerous than it. Honore de Balzac
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Those are more reckless than cattle, who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. Diogenes S.
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Intoxication shows the soul of a person, as a mirror reflects his body. Aeschines
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Alcoholism is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity in a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race. London D.
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It is difficult or impossible to imagine the mass of disasters that the consumption of alcohol causes mankind. Erisman F. F.
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Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all mankind, although it is used for the sake of joy. How many talented and strong people have died and are dying because of him. Pavlov I.P.
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Alcoholism is such a social evil that it is difficult to imagine. Bekhterev V. M.
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We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Wine communicates to everyone who drinks it four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. Abu'l-Faraj
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Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, most terrible of all, destroys the souls of people and their offspring. Tolstoy L.N.
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We can say that how many husbands drank vodka, their wives and children shed so many tears. Semashko N. A.
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The habit of drinking, growing ever stronger with the increase and cheapening of the production of alcoholic beverages, undermines family life. Forel A.
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Alcohol also preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard, as it preserves anatomical preparations. Tolstoy L.N.
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The intoxicating always reaches out to us when we fail, when we are weak, when we are tired. But his promises are false: the physical strength that it promises is illusory, spiritual uplift is deceptive. London D.
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In a cup, longing seeks relief, cowardice - courage, indecision - confidence, sadness - joy and find only death. Johnson b.
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Vodka is white, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation. Chekhov A.P.
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Wine deafens a person, makes it possible to forget, artificially amuses, irritates; this stunning and irritation is all the more pleasing the less a person is developed and the more he is reduced to a narrow empty life. Herzen A.
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Wine brutes and beasts a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, dulls him. Dostoevsky F. M.
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The first cup belongs to thirst, the second to joy, the third to pleasure, the fourth to madness. Anacharsis
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People from the use of wine become coarser, stupider and angrier.
Tolstoy L.N.
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The smallest doses of alcoholic beverages destroy the possibility of happy thoughts, kill them in the bud. Helmholtz G.
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Alcohol is quite a reliable tool when you want to slow down the mind. Danilevsky V. Ya.
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A person who has drunk too much does not keep secrets and does not fulfill promises. Cervantes
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Wine, if it is not drunk in moderation, makes an unreasonable and wise person equally frivolous. Theognis
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There is no way in the world that I would want to resort to alcohol to excite a tired, dull brain. Huxley T.
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The foolish when drinking wine reach intoxication, and in misfortunes - to a complete loss of mind. Pythagoras
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The beginning of the journey is a glass, the middle is a drinking company, a light drink, a couple of glasses at dinner. The end - in prison for murder while drunk, for embezzlement, in a psychiatric hospital, in a grave from an accidental mild illness. London D.
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Immeasurable drinking does not bring anything good, but only brings mental disturbance and damage to health, deprivation of belongings and untimely death. Pososhkov I. T.
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Many overworked intellectuals and unskilled laborers, succumbing to delusion, take the path along which alcohol leads them to death. London D.
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No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. Plutarch
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Wine alcohol does not give strength, but weakens, does not rejuvenate, but ages the soul, body, character and relaxes the mind! Koh R.
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The well-known blush of the cheeks from wine, which is usually considered the result of the exciting effect of alcohol, is a phenomenon of vascular paralysis. Bunge G.
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Alcohol, by destroying the organs of the body, robs the body of its defenses against contagious diseases. Bodrirallar A.
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Alcohol destroys human health not only by poisoning the body; it predisposes the drinker to all sorts of other diseases. Semashko N. A.
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In alcoholics, each disease proceeds much more severely and violently than in teetotalers. Baer K. M.
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Alcohol claims more human victims than the worst epidemic. Baer K. M.
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All epidemics taken together destroy humanity less than drunkenness. Roshar J.
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Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war. Gladstone W.
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Alcohol abuse can be one of the reasons for the formation of malignant tumors. Bogomolets A. A.
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In bottles, I see the horrors that will be generated by their contents: it seems to me that before me are bottles with freaks, snakes and embryos in a natural science museum. Heinrich Heine
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Alcohol is the most sworn enemy of the future of the human race.
Forel A.
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Alcoholism does not fade away with a person; it is transmitted to offspring in extremely numerous and varied forms. Fulie A.
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Alcoholics reward their descendants with various serious ailments, among which mental illness occupies an honorable place. Kapel V. Ya.
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There is no better means to create idiots than alcohol over a long period of time. Kraepelin E.
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An alcoholic, with trembling hands, poor vision with clouded eyes, poor hearing, choking from shortness of breath, is a bad worker. Semashko N. A.
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Alcoholism and crime are two phenomena of social life that are in close connection with each other. Merzhevsky I.P.
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It has long been established by both doctors and criminalists that alcoholism and crime are brother and sister. Baer K. M.
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Alcohol turns a person into a murderer and a thief. Colton Ch.
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Alcohol is a supplier of people for prisons. Bodrirallar A.
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A rare thief and murderer does his work sober. Tolstoy L.N.
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Nine-tenths of the total number of crimes that stain humanity are committed under the influence of wine. Tolstoy L.N.
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The crimes of all systems, and the wheezing of a bully, and the stains of life today can be measured only by how much beer and vodka you drink. Mayakovsky V.V.
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And the best wine loses all charm for us, we stop appreciating it if we swallow it at once, like water. Ludwig Andreas von Feuerbach
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The overwhelming number of young people are so alien to drunkenness that if they do not see alcoholic drinks, they will not feel their loss at all. Young men will learn from books that in the past people used to go to taverns, and this will seem to them as wild a custom as bullfighting and burning witches at the stake. London D.
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If abstaining from wine is a small sacrifice, make it for others; if it is a great sacrifice, make it for yourself.
May S.
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It would seem that for the life of people they need their mind most of all, and yet how many people are not afraid to drown out this mind for their own pleasure with tobacco, wine, vodka. Tolstoy L.N.
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It is hard to imagine what a happy change would take place in our lives if people stopped intoxicating themselves and poisoning themselves with vodka. Tolstoy L.N.
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Our mind and "our conscience in the most urgent way demand from us that we stop drinking wine and treat them. Tolstoy L.N.
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Humanity could achieve incredible success if it were more sober. Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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If it were not for watering life with vodka, then perhaps it would not give all that monstrous thistle, which, under the influence of vodka, blossoms into abundant and disgusting weeds. Lunacharsky A.V.
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I would not like to be like those whose day is spent in complaining of headaches, and at night in drinking the wine that causes this pain. Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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A person who has stopped drinking and smoking acquires that mental clarity and calmness of a look that illuminates for him all the phenomena of life from a new, true side. Tolstoy L.N.
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That it is very difficult to stop drinking wine and smoking is a false idea, a suggestion that should not be succumbed. Tolstoy L.N.
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Sadness can be removed by any means other than drunkenness. Johnson S.
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The evil known as alcoholism is of great national importance, because it can be definitely said that along with the development of alcoholism, both the physical and mental energy and the working capacity of the population decrease in the country, as a result of which the economic forces of the country are weakened and at the same time its morality is falling. which is reflected in the increase in the number of crimes. Bekhterev V. M.
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Let's pour! Let us bring down hops! Believe me, go to bed drunk rather than go to the grave sober! Ronsard P.
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Sobriety puts wood in the stove, meat in a pan, bread on the table, credit to the state, money to the head, contentment to the family.
Benjamin Franklin
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A lot can happen between a cup of wine and a mouth. Aristotle
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We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored by this, and not suppressed. Cicero
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Do not consider friends of the cup as friends, for they are friends of your cup, and not your friends. Kay Kavus
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For me, it's better to drink, Yes, understand the matter. Krylov I. A.
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But wine evokes and repels lust, evokes desire, but prevents satisfaction. Therefore, a good drink, one might say, does nothing but distort the soul with debauchery: it excites and weakens, kindles and extinguishes, annoys and deceives, raises, but does not allow to stand. Shakespeare W.
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Why do people drink? Because after drinking everything is filled with meaning, everything reaches a higher intensity. Conclusion: people drink out of helplessness or in protest. Camyu A.
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