Winged expressions about alcohol. Quotes about alcohol, liquor and drunkenness

Alcohol does not cheer up, but only emphasizes it, so you should drink it only when you are cheerful and happy.

You can drink in different ways: until it becomes good, as smart people do, and until it becomes bad, which is the lot of fools.

Only two categories of people do not drink alcohol at all: sick and secretive.

It seems that female hormones are in all alcohol, not just beer. So that I don’t drink, until the morning I can’t drive and think logically.

Throwing away the lid after opening the alcohol, you burn all the bridges.

Future generations suffer from the alcohol we drink.

I always get upset when I miss something, unless of course it's a couple of shots.

Alcohol gives rise to strange metamorphoses in me. Yesterday I was nothing, but today I'm somehow not like that.

Toasts should be pronounced in the following order: to health, to pleasure, to insolence and to madness. Only in this order will they reliably reflect the essence of what is happening.

There are only two reasons to drink: the presence of a snack and its absence.

Alcohol is the ticket to the land of the crazy.

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The ability to drink is one of the last joys that remain after the fleeting years have stolen everything else from us.

Vodka is like a Russian nesting doll: I opened one, and then a second, a third went.

Non-alcoholic beer is the first step towards a rubber woman.

Real England begins only after you step over the threshold of the nearest pub.

The asphalt rose and hit him in the face. I had to sleep standing up...

Yes, alcohol kills brain cells. But only the weakest.

Friendship is the wine of existence, love is a good glass of vodka

Another 50 grams of investment - and I'm real estate ...

Body: I ​​want a martini.

The momentary urge to speak was gone… It’s better for me to finish my glass silently…

After three glasses of cognac, the Frenchman switches to mineral water, and the Russian - to “you”.

Control yourself if your legs don't hold you!

To live long, get yourself an old wine and an old friend.

It is difficult to convince friends of this.

Alcoholism is the cause of many exciting adventures.

Folk wisdom: “If a hangover is not treated, it goes away in one day. If treated - for ten.

Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war.

When drunk with wine, do not embark on the holy work of procreation. Anthony de Mello

All the necessary notes have long been played. Cooled down, the wine in the glass went out. Pythagoras

When a woman's tongue begins to stutter,

Drunkenness is the mother of all vices.

Alcohol increases sexual desire, sometimes you drink, you lie on the floor - and so you don’t want to get up ...

The drunkard sometimes makes more amusing jokes than the witty ones.

An alcoholic is a person who is ruined by drinking and not drinking.

In order not to become a drunkard, it is enough to have before your eyes a drunkard in all his ugliness.

Now, if they opened a bar called “Service”, I would call my wife with a clear conscience and say that I was detained at the service.

They say that alcohol does not solve problems, you might think that water and milk solve them))))

Everyone would become doubly wiser if there was a drop of wisdom in wine.

In Russia, since ancient times, a sip of freedom was replaced by a glass of vodka.

And the vodka is such that I want to live, And meet a man, And, touching the elbow, Say: Curly, let's be friends! Stas Yankovsky

Man is only an intermediate link necessary for nature to create the crown of creation: a glass of cognac with a slice of lemon.

Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity. Anton Chekhov

The weather is such that you want to breathe.

A new dress acts on a woman like four shots of vodka on a man.

Vodka is our enemy - when the enemy does not surrender - they destroy him - then he surrenders in the form of empty bottles.

Be carefull! The wrong hangover can lead to binge drinking!

The attraction to drink, unlike the attraction to a woman, eventually becomes a chronic condition.

Damn, what a sad moment ... here's how not to ask where the glass is ... Ekaterina Gorbovskaya

Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life

Alcohol is just a temporary solution to problems, which is why you should not stop drinking.

I said “NO!” to vodka, but she doesn’t want to listen.

When drinking, we feel like a person. In the morning - the body.

We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health.

A hangover for a person has been and remains the topic of the most dramatic experiences, and its treatment is the subject of the most thorough study. Sometimes it seems that the mouth is full of burnt butterflies, it feels like it spent the whole night on the eyeballs ...

Alcohol helps not only to understand what is good and what is bad, but also to feel.

You never know you've had an extra drink until you've had it.

Heart: I protest, I want love!

If a person does not drink or smoke, there is a suspicion, but is he a bastard?

An intelligent response to an offer to drink: - More definitely yes than hardly no.

Alcoholism is when you don't want to drink, but you have to.

Wine communicates to everyone who drinks it four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud.

Wine is the healthiest and most hygienic drink

Alcohol is only at the end of the story a robber and a killer, in the middle of it - it's just a habit, and at the very beginning - just a means of relieving stress.

You can drink, you can not drink - neither one nor the other radically helps.

Drinking is like sex - you can do it alone, two people are better, groups are the most attractive.

An alcoholic is a person who knows exactly what he wants.

If the body could determine exactly the proportion and amount of whiskey to be drunk daily and follow it exactly, I swear it would be possible to live forever without dying.

Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol

Constant drunkenness is harmful, it spoils the nature of the liver and brain; weakens the nerves, causes nerve disease, sudden death.

I got more out of the booze than the booze out of me

Alcohol causes a short-term expansion of blood vessels and a circle of friends.

You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors.

A real Russian man will find a way out of any hard drinking.

the man's hands begin to unravel by themselves))))

Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.

Let's drink to alcohol - the source and solution of all our problems.

Drinking? Thank you Bukowski for this!

Alcohol is just a descent to a lower level of the game. Time does not come out to play on the current one.

Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantities.

Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life.

Women like men who order Scotch whisky. This is an impressive choice. It's classic and it's sexy. Glass, smell and no fruit juice. This is whiskey. And you - who ordered it.

One glass is enough, but two is not enough ...

Brain: protest rejected, I want a martini too.

I drink no more than a hundred grams, but after drinking a hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot.

You understand that something is wrong with your life when your declaration of love is answered by the question: “Have you been drinking?”

Of all my peers, I am most impressed with communication with cognac.

Everyone says that alcohol destroys families, but no one talks about how many families it has created.

Life is good if the cognac we drink is older than the men we sleep with...

Don't put intoxicating treats to the fool,
To protect yourself from feelings of disgust:
Drunk, screaming he won't let you sleep,
And in the morning you will get bored, asking for forgiveness. Vladimir Semenovich Vysotsky

No wonder I drink wine at the end of the day,
His deaf power is deserved;
Wine takes me deep into me
Where I can't get sober.Mikhail Zhvanetsky

And what, be sure to get drunk like a pig? You can just sit and talk heart to heart.
- I'm not a prosecutor to talk heart to heart with you.

The ability to sell goods well is also an art.
Came here with the guys just for dinner. Well, as usual, we decided to take a hundred. I go to the bartender
- Three for a hundred! - and I'm throwing money away. The bartender silently places three glasses and an unopened bottle of vodka on the bar.
- I asked three for a hundred!

I don’t drink anymore ... Finally!
- What is it?
- I returned from work on Friday, tired as a dog. I decided to stay at home, dived under the covers and drank a whole bottle of cognac.
- So what?
- I was then seen in three restaurants in that blanket ...

- Stop drinking!
- I do not drink. I disinfect spiritual wounds ...

Early morning. There is a line at the winery, a cat is walking along the line. A man from the queue kicks the cat, the cat flies off to the side ...
Confused queue:
- ???
Man:
- People are sick in the morning, not drunk, and she BOOM, BOOM ... BOOM, BOOM with her hooves ...

What will spirituality give me? - asked the alcoholic.
- Non-alcoholic intoxication, - sounded in response. Igor Guberman

Drunkenness humiliates a person, takes away his mind, at least for a while, and eventually turns him into an animal.
J.-J. Rousseau

Wine brutes and beasts a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, dulls him. - F. M. Dostoevsky

All people drink and eat, but get drunk and only savages gorge themselves. - V. G. Belinsky

Alcohol does not help to find the answer, it helps to forget the question

Drunkenness is an exercise in madness.
- Pythagoras

If we are talking about quality alcohol, we are talking about quality poison. This is what needs to be clearly remembered. Under no circumstances is alcohol good for the body.
- Onishchenko, Gennady Grigorievich

Alcohol- quite a reliable tool when you want to reduce the mind.
- V. Ya. Danilevsky

Alcoholics reward their descendants with various serious ailments, among which mental illness occupies an honorable place.
- V. Ya. Kapel

When wine was poured to Diogenes at the feast, he poured it out. Then they began to scold him, to which he replied: "If I drink it, then not only it will die, but I will die along with it."
- Diogenes of Sinop

...Alcohol constantly provides our doctors with a huge amount of unnecessary work: they have to treat diseases systematically supported and strengthened by the patients themselves. It is hard to even imagine how much medicine could have stepped forward if millions of people who voluntarily caused a huge bouquet of diseases directly or indirectly related to alcohol consumption were not hanging on it.
- Popov L.E. "Alcohol and life"

So, having sipped half a glass, he drank his own life.
- A.V. Ivanov

drinking People let the enemy into their mouths, which steals their brains!
- W. Shakespeare

Wine conveys to everyone who drinks it the four states. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud.
- Abu-l-Faraj

Drunkenness is the most vile evil - it harms the mind, steals health, weakens the spirit, reveals secrets, induces quarrels, insolence and lust. A drunk man is not like a man, but is most like a beast; because when a person is drunk, he has no more intelligence than an animal.
- Penn William

Alcoholism does more havoc than the three historical scourges put together: famine, plague, and war.
— Gladstone W.

No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it.
- Plutarch

The drunkard never enjoys flourishing health and never reaches a ripe old age.
- Nelyubin A.P.

We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Beauty dies from wine, youth is reduced by wine.
- Horace

Drunkenness is the greatest evil for man, society and the state.
- Kovalevsky P.I.

Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, most terrible of all, destroys the souls of people and their offspring.
- Tolstoy L.N.

Do you know what this man drinks from a glass trembling in his hand shaking with drunkenness? He drinks tears, blood, the life of his wife and his children.
- Lamenne F.

Vodka is white, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation.
- Chekhov A.P.

Not every drinker is a drunkard. But the peculiarity of alcohol lies precisely in the fact that one who starts drinking it can easily become a drunkard.
- Kovalevsky P.I.

The well-known blush of the cheeks from wine, which is usually considered the result of the exciting effect of alcohol, is a phenomenon of vascular paralysis.
- Bunge G.

Constant drunkenness is harmful, it spoils the nature of the liver and brain; weakens the nerves, causes nerve disease, sudden death.
- Avicenna

Alcohol, by destroying the organs of the body, robs the body of its defenses against contagious diseases.
- Bodrirallar A.

Alcohol destroys human health not only by poisoning the body; it predisposes the drinker to all sorts of other diseases.
- Semashko N. A.

In alcoholics, each disease proceeds much more severely and violently than in teetotalers.
- Baer K. M.

Drinking wine is just as harmful as taking poison.
- Seneca

Alcoholism is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity in a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race.
— London D.

A drunken man is not a man, for he has lost what distinguishes man from cattle - the mind.
— Payne T.

Excessive addiction to wine closes the door to all virtues and opens it to all vices.
- Valery Maxim

The drunkenness of fathers and mothers is the cause of the weakness and sickness of children.
- Hippocrates

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Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life

Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol

You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors

You are not really drunk yet if you can lie without holding on to the floor.

The attraction to drink, unlike the attraction to a woman, becomes chronic over time.

Labor is the curse of the drinking class

It's funny how most men are proud of two things that any man can do exactly the same: get drunk and beget sons.

I hate those who remember what happened at the feast

A new dress acts on a woman like four shots of vodka on a man.

One more drink and I'll be under the master

Love moves the world, yes, but whiskey spins it twice as fast

Hangover Cure: Squeeze the juice from two bottles of whiskey...

Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.

A smart man drinks until he feels good, and a fool drinks until he feels bad.

The drunkard is the true center of the world; everything revolves around him

First you want the drink, then the drink wants the drink, then the drink wants you

You can't say that I'm a big drinker. I can go for hours without alcohol

I drink to make other people more interesting

To get drunk to disgrace, I now have one glass. I just can't remember, thirteenth or fourteenth

For some, life begins after forty, for others - after a hundred grams.

You never know you've had an extra drink until you've had it.

You can refuse the first drink, but not the second

Never drink on an empty wallet

Thanks to the phone, you can talk with a friend without offering him a drink.

I drink to forget that I drink

I drink no more than a hundred grams, but after drinking a hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot

Everything in life is interconnected: you live - you want to drink, you drank - you want to live

If alcohol remains after drinking, then there are problems within the team.

Pickle - the drink of tomorrow!

Moonshine - partisan movement of alcoholics

I'm not sad - I'm sober

Alcoholism is when you don't want to drink, but you have to

An alcoholic does not think - he thinks

Alcohol causes short-term expansion of blood vessels and circle of friends

Alcohol should be taken as it is

Be carefull! The wrong hangover can lead to binge drinking!

A quickly drunk glass is not considered poured.

Wisdom is in wine, power is in beer, bacteria is in water!

All to fight against drunkenness! Let's drink 100 g before the fight ...

Yesterday there was a battle with drunkenness - drunkenness won ...

Give me a foothold and I'll make a toast

The soul asks for pineapples in champagne; the body needs vodka ...

If a hangover is not treated, it goes away within a day. If treated - for ten ...

Another 50 grams of investment - and I'm real estate ...

And where do they come from? I have never bought empty bottles!

I go, I see: someone quit drinking ...

As Heraclitus correctly noted, one bottle cannot be drunk twice. But you can't drink two bottles twice...

Better underdrink than overdrink

Man, do you make moonshine? - For what? So I drink...

Our people are smart. For three persons…

You need to take three at once, so as not to run after the second

You always learn about the best moments of life from the stories of eyewitnesses.

With nothing to do, only narrow-minded people drink. A smart person will always find a reason.

… fell victim to Russian hospitality

Late drunk second - in vain drunk first

After the 10th toast, he finally felt at ease

You send a fool for a bottle, so he, a fool, will bring one

The men went fishing. And forgot the vodka...

Our village is huge: four sobering-up stations

No matter how much you feed a guest, he will still get drunk.

Only a truly Russian person knows how food differs from snacks

Only drinkers know what it's like to be sober

What the sober has in mind, the drunk has already done

Hey guys, where are you from? - We?! Yes, we will even be out of the throat!

Alcoholism- a disease in which the bottle is taken as the highest achievement of human genius. (Georgy Alexandrov)

Alcoholism- not a sport for spectators. The whole family is involved in it. (Joyce Rebeta-Burditt)

ALCOHOLISM- systematic theft of grace. (Ravil Aleev)

Alcoholism- this is a product of barbarism - it has been holding humanity with a stranglehold since the time of gray-haired and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous tribute from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best color of the human race. (Jack London)

Alcoholism does more devastation than the three scourges of history put together: famine, plague, and war. (William Ewart Gladstone)

Alcoholism begins where fantasy ends. (Alexander Nikolaevich Makhnev)

Alcoholic- a veteran of oblivion. (Gennady Malkin)

ALCOHOL- sizzling moisture; water werewolf. (Ravil Aleev)

Alcohol- quite a reliable tool when you want to reduce the mind. (Danilevsky Vasily Yakovlevich)

Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all mankind, although it is used for the sake of joy. (Ivan Petrovich Pavlov)

Alcohol- MEDIATOR, RECONCILIATED HUMAN WITH REALITY. (Georgy Millyar)

ALCOHOL- That which usually unites a man and a woman, but separates a husband and wife. (Konstantin Melikhan)

I still see the bottle, but the glass is gone. (David Samoilov)

The wine was consumed by the drunkard - and this wine took revenge on the drunkard. (Leonardo da Vinci)

In wine, longing seeks relief, cowardice - courage, indecision - confidence, sadness - joy, but they find only death. (Benjamin Johnson)

Wine destroys the bodily health of people, destroys the mental faculties, destroys the well-being of families and, worst of all, destroys the soul of people and their offspring. (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)

Wine takes revenge on the drunk. (Leonardo da Vinci)

Wine savage and animalizes a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, blunts him. (Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky)

Wine informs everyone who drinks it of the four qualities. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end, he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. (Abu-l-Faraj)

White vodka, but paints the nose and blackens the reputation. (Anton Pavlovich Chekhov)

Vodka- this is the most proven tool that turns dreams into illusions, and illusions into virtual reality. (Stas Yankovsky)

IN intoxicated everyone is a slave of anger and a fugitive of the mind. (Sophocles)

In that drunk person becomes worse than the filthiest cattle, there is no excuse for people. (Konstantin Georgievich Paustovsky)

Where hops take possession of the soul, all hidden evil comes out. (Seneca Lucius Annaeus (the Younger))

The Lord preserves children, fools and drunkards. ("French proverb")

For Russia, cataclysms measured in TNT equivalent are not so terrible as in ethyl equivalent. (Stas Yankovsky)

A person will get rid of drunkenness not when he is deprived of the opportunity to drink, but when he does not drink, even if there is wine in front of him. (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)

Of all the vices, drunkenness is more incompatible with the greatness of the spirit than others. (Walter Scott)

And when only mine has time, - the hare complained: - today he left the house - he was like a cucumber, five minutes later he returned - already oblique! (Mikhail Genin)

Interesting product - vodka! You pour it into the stomach, and the eyes fill up, and the brains dissolve. (Stas Yankovsky)

Every drunkard certainly strives for philosophizing, but this does not mean at all that the main occupation of drunkards is philosophy. (Boris Andreev)

If not for drunkenness, then forever
Man would not know slavery! (Sebastian Brant)

When a person tries to drown his grief in wine, it often ends up drowning the grief in the guilt of the person himself. (Toyshibekov Baurzhan)

Whoever drinks, he has embarked on the path of debauchery. (D. Chaucer)

Whoever wants to drink will drink. (Venedict Erofeev)

Drinkers quickly become professionals. (Boris Krutier)

Many idiots and imbeciles are born from parents who indulged in drunkenness. (Francis Bacon)

Drinking a lot and not being drunk is also characteristic of a mule. (Aristippus)

You can refuse the first glass, but not the second. (Ludwig Berne)

We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health. (D.K. Jerome)

We are not guinea pigs and it does not suit us to become a pig. With this in mind, let's stop experimenting with infusing any kind of poison into ourselves. (Georgy Alexandrov)

On the basis of drunkenness, only the liver grows well. (Vladimir Semenov)

They started with the fact that they figured out one for three, and ended up with the fact that none of the three did. (Stas Yankovsky)

There is no better way to create idiots than drinking alcohol. (Emil Kraepelin)

No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. (Plato)

Never drink this muck... Get used to it - and your life will not be worth a broken cent. (K-f "The Man from the Capuchin Boulevard")

The abundance of drunk wine leads to talkativeness. (Menander)

Some eat to live, others live to drink. (Janusz Bialecki)

Intoxication- voluntary madness. (Aristotle)

Intoxication victory sometimes turns into alcoholism. (Stanislav Jerzy Lec)

From guilt beauty perishes, youth is reduced by wine. (Quint Horace Flaccus)

Against guilt do not show yourself brave, for many have been ruined by wine. (Sirach)

A drunk man also cannot walk firmly, like a child. But no one wants to compare him with a child. They say it's like a pig. (V. Shukshin)

The biggest feeling of freedom comes from alcohol addiction. (Valentin Domil)

The most effective way to not abuse alcohol is not to drink it. (Toyshibekov Baurzhan)

Alcohol also preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard, as it preserves anatomical preparations. (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)

Those are more reckless than cattle, who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. (Diogenes of Sinop)

Who has howl? who has a moan? who has a fight? who has grief? who has wounds for no reason? who has purple eyes? Those who sit for a long time over wine.
... And you will say: "They beat me, it did not hurt me; they pushed me, I did not feel it. When I wake up, I will again look for the same thing." (King Solomon - Proverbs)

Ultimatums don't work. alcoholics. (Jen King)

I drink no more than one hundred grams, but after drinking one hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot. (Emil Krotky)

A person who lives totally will not drink alcohol or use any other kind of drug. Alcohol is needed by unhappy, preoccupied people, people who want to somehow forget their problems, worries - at least for a few hours. OSHO